But is he my friend?

Conversation at work today:

Me, to my colleague and friend, Maria, whose husband also works with us: Is your husband on Facebook? I want to send him something work related.

I say this, while simultaneously tapping away at the computer, trying to find him on Facebook.

She, standing in the doorway to my office, opens her mouth to answer, but I cut her off: "He's here! He's here! Now... Is he my friend??"

I look and behold... he's my friend!

Me, all excited: "He's my friend! He's my friend!"

Her husband, from the hallway: "... NOT FOR LONG!"