I find the occasional incredibly random email in my work inbox. My conjecture is that people with too much time on their hands copy/paste their messages and send them off to every ministry website with a contact page.

Today was my first day back at work after my vacation, and I was amused to find such an email in my inbox. The message subject was "Prayer" and it contained the following message:

May we look like JEHOVAH. May we lose weight, keep it off and find a husband...

It brought some sunshine into my day.

I don't normally reply to such emails, but to this one I responded.